Vintage Gawdalmighty.com #4

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#4 -

Someone has to get a picture of Matt Hardy's insanely weird nostrils during that promo. Tell me someone else noticed them at least and I'm not just going crazy. Darndest thing I ever saw and I've seen Dusty Rhodes' giant birthmark.

You do know that the weird nostrils were because Matt Frickin' just spotted Dusty Rhodes' giant birthmark, right?

Fuck, forgot about Nash, and TNA in general. Oh well.

CROSS THE LINE

William Regal's hair is outstanding.

His pubic hair?

Cathal you little bitch, Mike Knox > You. You wished a) you had hair like him, and b) you could grow such a manly, awesome beard.

So there!

There's not a caption in the world that could do justice to such greatness

- I'm tougher than a Samoan

Yeah, yeah, that's what Jesse Barr said.

What if Santino busts out a real trombone? Damn.

Never thought of that. The only thing I can say is: WOW!

Then we'll have to retire the phrase; Greatest thing ever.

This edition of Vintage Gawdalmighty.com just aswell finish here. It cannot be made any better now we've peaked on Santino.

Damn. And to think, some cunt said it couldn't get any better.

WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTION TIME!

Triple H vs. Jeff - HHH gets the belt back
Cena vs. DAVE - Cena retains the title
John Morrison wins the MITB

That's all I can think of right now, but I'm right.

But you're wrong. Loser.

Steve Austin vs. Chris Jericho

John Cena vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton

Jeff Hardy vs. Edge

Triple H vs. Big Show

Undertaker vs. Umaga

Shawn Michaels vs. JBL

MITB: John Morrison vs. CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Evan Bourne vs. Kane vs. MVP vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Shelton Benjamin

Matt Hardy vs. battle royal winner

Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly

It will all happen. You'll see.

Sure, you selected 4 of the folks that were in the MITB ladder match. Fucking hell, this site is full of usless losers, dammit!

Cena/Batista II for sure. I'd bet it'll go on last, too.

Undertaker vs. Triple H - possibly. I've said it before, and I'll say it again; It'll be the greatest thing ever if Triple H is the guy to end 'The Streak©' Although, we could be looking at Undertaker/Jeff.

Shawn Michaels vs. JBL.

Christian winning Money in the Bank.....or Kennedy.....or even better; Jericho.

I'm thinking maybe some kind of 'Legacy' vs. some legends type of deal. Not comedy legends, mind.

Steve Austin will do something, and hopefully the celebrity they pay stupid amounts of money to get - is The Rock.

See, it takes one of my own post's to bring this shit back on par. Steve Austin did something. I win.

John Cena vs Batista

Steve Austin vs Chris Jericho

Jeff Hardy vs Edge

Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels

Big Show vs Umaga

Triple H vs Randy Orton

Money in the Bank
MVP, Ken Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, The Miz

Game over, I win.

Hmmm....OK, not bad.

Hell in a Cell

Billy Gunn vs. Craig

I'm pretty sure this actually happened. Craig won by pointing and laughing at Billy Gunn's everything.

On Raw, Jericho and Orton have nothing to do aswell. I'd expect Rhodes to be in MITB, so perhaps Orton/DiBiase? Dunno when he finishes his film though. I really like the sound of Jericho/Austin, although personally I can't really see it happening, and he'd be wasted in MITB. Maybe he's Kelly Kelly's boyfriend, and fights Kane? God that would suck.

Ryan Clark there, with an ***EXCLUSIVE!!!***

Glamarella vs Kane and Kelly

Wrong.

World Title
Cena vs Orton

Wrong.

WWE Title
Big Show vs Triple H

Wrong.

Steve Austin vs Chris Jericho

Correct. I saw it. It was great.

Shawn Michaels vs JBL

Wrong.

Undertaker vs Umaga

Wrong.

Hardys vs Edge & Christian

Wrong.

CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, Mr Kennedy, MVP, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, The Miz

GAH!

[OMAR DAYS]

Best team ever.