My Computer's Fucked m8s - Page 2 - Gawd Almighty

Graikken · 13-11-08, 11:37 PM

I'm using AVG.

And that reminds me, my computer, for the past week, has been installing updates like fucking crazy. Seriously. Every single time I turn it back on, there's a new update. And obviously I've had to turn it on alot lately.

And what the fuck is a malware Fred

JOE · 13-11-08, 11:52 PM

system restore ftw

Graikken · 13-11-08, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graikken

I've done system restore a few times now, and it's finally stopped working.

...

JOE · 13-11-08, 11:57 PM

reading threads fully before responding ftl

frednut · 14-11-08, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graikken

And what the fuck is a malware Fred

Clue is in the name, Malicious Software

Basically, your computer has the aids.

Graikken · 14-11-08, 12:51 AM

But it uses protection.

dpddpdddave · 14-11-08, 03:23 AM

Try kicking it.

Graikken · 14-11-08, 01:10 PM

NEW DEVELOPMENT:

I left it on overnight, or at least, wanted to, but of course when I went to get back on it this morning, "would you like to try system restore?"

After I finally got it back working, it started up like normal, except one thing. It now says I can safely remove hardware.

SAMSUNG SP2504C SCSI Disk Device
TSSTcorpDVD+RW TS-H653A SCSI CdRom Device - [E:}

I don't know what the fuck

EDIT - Also, I seem to be able to beat the random shut downs as long as I have Notepad or something open, with words typed in, so that when it goes to shutdown, it will ask me to save my progress in that because it's stopping the computer from shutting down. Currently, I have "FUCK YOU YOU'RE A CUNT" on notepad, and every time it pops up if I want to shut down, I just cancel that bitch and type the word cunt on the notepad. Current Cunt Count for today - 5

PAU · 14-11-08, 01:14 PM

Did you try running a full Spyware scan ops?

Graikken · 14-11-08, 01:16 PM

Word up homie, and you KNOW THIS, man.

It didn't help, Pau. It didn't help. Should I put a bullet in it? I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, WHY DO COMPUTERS DIE?

Current Cunt Count - 8

PAU · 14-11-08, 01:28 PM

You have some kind of Virus m8,

Download and install Ad Aware 2008/Spyware Terminator/Spybot seach and destroy.

Install each one indivudally and run full scans.Dont install them all at once as they will interfear with each other.If all the scans including the scan you will run on AVG comes back negative then me cutter it's time to tombstone that sonabitch.

Links,

Spyware Terminator - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com

Ad-Aware 2008 - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com

Spybot - Search & Destroy - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com

OMAR DAYS · 14-11-08, 02:17 PM

Spyware Doctor is pretty great too

Graikken · 14-11-08, 03:19 PM

I had Ad-Aware doing the scan and shit, when right in the middle of it, it closed. As did Windows Media Player and everything else, before once again it asked me to save on Notepad so the computer could shut down. This is fucking cursed.

PAU · 14-11-08, 03:22 PM

Uninstall Notepad and reinstall it to see if there are any changes.

Hooly · 14-11-08, 04:16 PM

Restore it to its factory settings.

13-11-08, 11:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
Graikken SONAMAGUN Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Better Than U-Topia Age: 18 Posts: 1,871 vCash: 25	I'm using AVG. And that reminds me, my computer, for the past week, has been installing updates like fucking crazy. Seriously. Every single time I turn it back on, there's a new update. And obviously I've had to turn it on alot lately. And what the fuck is a malware Fred __________________ "You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends, Shawn" "I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen" -Gus-

13-11-08, 11:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
JOE sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 18 Posts: 982 vCash: 25	system restore ftw __________________ You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.

13-11-08, 11:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
JOE sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 18 Posts: 982 vCash: 25	reading threads fully before responding ftl __________________ You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.

14-11-08, 12:51 AM	#21 (permalink)
Graikken SONAMAGUN Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Better Than U-Topia Age: 18 Posts: 1,871 vCash: 25	But it uses protection. __________________ "You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends, Shawn" "I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen" -Gus-

14-11-08, 01:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
Graikken SONAMAGUN Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Better Than U-Topia Age: 18 Posts: 1,871 vCash: 25	NEW DEVELOPMENT: I left it on overnight, or at least, wanted to, but of course when I went to get back on it this morning, "would you like to try system restore?" After I finally got it back working, it started up like normal, except one thing. It now says I can safely remove hardware. SAMSUNG SP2504C SCSI Disk Device TSSTcorpDVD+RW TS-H653A SCSI CdRom Device - [E:} I don't know what the fuck EDIT - Also, I seem to be able to beat the random shut downs as long as I have Notepad or something open, with words typed in, so that when it goes to shutdown, it will ask me to save my progress in that because it's stopping the computer from shutting down. Currently, I have "FUCK YOU YOU'RE A CUNT" on notepad, and every time it pops up if I want to shut down, I just cancel that bitch and type the word cunt on the notepad. Current Cunt Count for today - 5 __________________ "You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends, Shawn" "I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen" -Gus-

14-11-08, 01:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
PAU Drunk Irish Bastard Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 971 vCash: 166131	Did you try running a full Spyware scan ops? __________________

14-11-08, 01:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
Graikken SONAMAGUN Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Better Than U-Topia Age: 18 Posts: 1,871 vCash: 25	Word up homie, and you KNOW THIS, man. It didn't help, Pau. It didn't help. Should I put a bullet in it? I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, WHY DO COMPUTERS DIE? Current Cunt Count - 8 __________________ "You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends, Shawn" "I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen" -Gus-

14-11-08, 01:28 PM	#26 (permalink)
PAU Drunk Irish Bastard Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 971 vCash: 166131	You have some kind of Virus m8, Download and install Ad Aware 2008/Spyware Terminator/Spybot seach and destroy. Install each one indivudally and run full scans.Dont install them all at once as they will interfear with each other.If all the scans including the scan you will run on AVG comes back negative then me cutter it's time to tombstone that sonabitch. Links, Spyware Terminator - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com Ad-Aware 2008 - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com Spybot - Search & Destroy - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com __________________

14-11-08, 02:17 PM	#27 (permalink)
OMAR DAYS HARRY~! Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,325 vCash: 80000000	Spyware Doctor is pretty great too __________________ COCKA - "What i like bramble did you know he is ranked 55 in the prem this year! although Giggs is 65 in that list so FTW" "Well that's not attractive to watch...which leads us rather aptly to Phil Thompson." - Jeff Stelling. "Kanu? He's about 47" Harry Redknapp - When asked the age of FA Cup final winner Kanu, who claims to be 31. "If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!" - Harry~!

14-11-08, 03:19 PM	#28 (permalink)
Graikken SONAMAGUN Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Better Than U-Topia Age: 18 Posts: 1,871 vCash: 25	I had Ad-Aware doing the scan and shit, when right in the middle of it, it closed. As did Windows Media Player and everything else, before once again it asked me to save on Notepad so the computer could shut down. This is fucking cursed. __________________ "You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends, Shawn" "I'm nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a queen" -Gus-

14-11-08, 03:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
PAU Drunk Irish Bastard Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 971 vCash: 166131	Uninstall Notepad and reinstall it to see if there are any changes. __________________

14-11-08, 04:16 PM	#30 (permalink)
Hooly Ruthless Irish Bastard Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 890 vCash: 119005302	Restore it to its factory settings. __________________ The Miz "Now get outta here ye brain damaged rascal"

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