The UFC/MMA Thread

[PAU]

[Dr. Wyndorf]

Fuck my arsehole - that was pretty much the most boring shit I've ever seen. Two dudes cuddling for 2 and a half minutes. Pussies.

[Naitch]

Originally Posted by Dr. Wyndorf

Fuck my arsehole - that was pretty much the most boring shit I've ever seen. Two dudes cuddling for 2 and a half minutes. Pussies.

Fucking A. Gimme the fake stuff anyday.

Bastards should start working UFC. Maybe throw in some midgets, an evil clown and a guy who can do voodoo and shit.

Still, good on Lesnar. But I do miss the Brock Lesnar who beat up a one legged child in front of his mommy on Smackdown.

[Drake]

Lesnar is fucking HUGE!

[Cathal]

LAS VEGAS - In a stunning upset, Brock Lesnar became the first man to capture both the WWE Championship and the UFC Heavyweight Championship when he defeated UFC fan favorite Randy "The Natural" Couture on Saturday night in Sin City.

Lesnar, dubbed "The Next Big Thing" upon his arrival in WWE, earned the moniker and his first WWE Championship in 2002 after besting The Rock at SummerSlam. Thanks in large part to the backing of the WWE Universe, the former college wrestling phenomenon went on to regain the title twice, both times against Kurt Angle, once at WrestleMania in 2003 and then six months later on SmackDown.

For Lesnar, the road to UFC gold proved surprisingly short. Within roughly six months, the former WWE Superstar climbed to the top of the ultimate fighting heap, capping his ascent with the upset victory over Couture.

Critics have noted that many of the fights on the UFC pay-per-view ended in the first round, leaving UFC producers scrambling to fill the three-hour event with content. The dearth of hearty competition left many viewers to watch less prestigious under-card fights and only served to bolster claims that UFC pay-per-view events can often be a "crap shoot" in regards to filling the full three hours.

For his part, Lesnar took the encouragment of the WWE Universe and the hard lessons forged during his fiery time at WWE and showed UFC and the world why he is not only a man of mettle but also a former three-time WWE Champion.

WWE.com.

[Graikken]

I hope Vince wrote that himself.

[Dr. Wyndorf]

Originally Posted by Naitch

Fucking A. Gimme the fake stuff anyday.

Bastards should start working UFC. Maybe throw in some midgets, an evil clown and a guy who can do voodoo and shit.

Still, good on Lesnar. But I do miss the Brock Lesnar who beat up a one legged child in front of his mommy on Smackdown.

Couture should've green misted him or something. Then have his manager climb to the top of the cage to distract the ref, then have one of the corner men chuck him a chair. Couture whacks Lesnar with the chair - and Brock so totally no sells it, ref turns around, F5, KO.

See, same result - but far more entertaining.

[OMAR DAYS]

Lesnar winning induces a FIGHT!

SportsTube - UFC 91 Crowd Fight

[Scotty]

The security guy will probablty have a development contract soon. The bitch just went in and suplexed that fucking gimp.

[OMAR DAYS]

[Graikken]

SID laughs at that.

[OMAR DAYS]

Justin Levens, a former UFC fighter best known as a member of the 2007 Southern California Condors of the International Fight League, was found dead along with his wife, Sara, from gunshot wounds at a condo in Laguna Niguel, Calif. today.

Laguna Niguel police said there was little they could say due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, but that it appeared to be a murder/suicide. Both were found by Sara's mother on the bed at 2:30 p.m. this afternoon.

Levens, 28, a protege of Marco Ruas, the coach of the Condors, had a 9-8 pro record including UFC losses to Evan Tanner and Jorge Santiago in 2006.

BENOIT'd

[Cathal]

I watched the countdown show for the PPV tonight, pretty awesome. Three maine vent matches, I'll go with Evans, Jackson and Nog to win. Anyone else watching tonight?

EDIT - From the countdown show I got the impression that Silva/Jackson will go on last, any chance on that or is Mir/Nog a lock?

[OMAR DAYS]

None of them M8. Forest vs. Evans is going on last. I saw Jackson vs. Silva being on second in the line-ups. This show is going to be great. And yes, the countdown special was really awesome.

[PAU]

Credit: Prwrestling.NET

UFC fighter Justin Eilers was shot and killed on Christmas Day during what was described as a domestic disturbance. James Malec, who is believed to be the boyfriend of Eilers' mother, has been taken into custody, according to Sherdog.com. The shooting occurred after an argument broke out between Eilers and an ex-girlfriend at a holiday gathering.

I never heard of him but ye cunts probably did.