Obviously being that we're not exactly Manchester United, WAG culture in Derry ain't exactly huge or anything but we do okay in a couple of instances I suppose.
Tam McManus goes with some Scottish model, Mhari Cairnduff:
She's okay I
suppose.
Pat Jennings is our saving grace though and the cream of the crop. He goes with some Irish model, Sarah Morrissey:
Yowzer.
They're both regularly seen sampling the delicacies of our finest 5 star cuisine, Rocket's at 1 in the morning and can frequently be seen at the Brandywell greyhound racing for a wee flutter on the dogs.
Neil McCafferty used to play for the City for a short time too and that little midget fuckface used to go with Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud from when they were knee high to a grasshopper. Then she got famous and dumped him for the gardener from Desperate Whatsitsface while he currently plays for Dungannon fucking Swifts in the Irish League. LOLZ.